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'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Radiator jazz player

"The Just Me Band"

I love Marimba

Heaven

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Cherub string quartets

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Candles on Drum

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

Heaven Has VIP

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

News.

Drummers

Man playing the timpani drum.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

Musician

Goodbye Aretha

Different Lives.

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"My 'chord' and my God!"

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Cherub playing the cello.

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

Dog Heaven

"Superb Martini!"

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

"Stop that row!"

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'