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'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

"The Just Me Band"

I love Marimba

Heaven

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Candles on Drum

Cherub string quartets

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

Heaven Has VIP

Drummers

News.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Man playing the timpani drum.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

Goodbye Aretha

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

Different Lives.

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Cherub playing the cello.

Dog Heaven

"Superb Martini!"

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"Stop that row!"

'Mind if I smoke?'

'As far as I can tell, hard atheism is the same as atheism, only with a driving beat.'