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"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"He's So Your Type."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

Cherub string quartets

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Antiques

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Live from Lincoln Center.

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"