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Society of Optimists

Bookworm Sleepover

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

Born to be Mild.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"He's So Your Type."

"My feet are cold."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Smiley Victory Fingers

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Antiques

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

Vauxhall Gardens

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"