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"God I miss the tuba."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Shoe repair

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

Water Balloons.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'