Angelic Vibes Fan Gifts

"God I miss the tuba."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Shoe repair

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Starfish doing the wave.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Cherub string quartets

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

Prince in the Afterlife

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Water Balloons.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Bob Dylan

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'