Angelic Vibes Appreciator Gifts

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"He's So Your Type."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Starfish doing the wave.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Cherub string quartets

"I still hate you."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Prince in the Afterlife

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Death of the pope.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

Angel using his hal to play golf.

After-Death Mints

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Try twenty-three left."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"