Angelic Vibes Appreciator Mugs

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"He's So Your Type."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Cherub string quartets

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Death of the pope.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"Try twenty-three left."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

After-Death Mints