Angelic Vibes Lover Mugs

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Life on cloud 8

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

Death of the pope.

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'They were all out of wings.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'