Angelic Vibes Lover Pillows

Prince in the Afterlife

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Life on cloud 8

Starfish doing the wave.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Death of the pope.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

My other broom is a vacuum.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Two angels walking their clouds.

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

I could only find a couple of pillowcases.

"And that's my guardian angel!"

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'