Heavenly Vibes Enthusiast Mugs

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"He's So Your Type."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

Elvis Presley.

Starfish doing the wave.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Ella Fitzgerald

Cherub string quartets

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Antiques

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Prince in the Afterlife

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Beatles Tribute

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

John Lennon

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

Live from Lincoln Center.

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Daddy. When does gratuitous sex and violence start?'