Alternative Vibes Appreciator Gifts

"He's So Your Type."

"This next one's another oldie."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Ella Fitzgerald

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Antiques

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Beatles Tribute

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"