Alternative Vibes Appreciator Gifts

"He's So Your Type."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

The Old Time Television Channel

Swing dancers.

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

Antiques

Amy Winehouse (caricature)

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."