Angelic Themes Appreciator Gifts

'I never imagined Heavenly music would include so much bleating.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Halo Frisbee.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I still hate you."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Smashed harp...

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Cat Heaven.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'The Christ Child'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.