Angelic Themes Appreciator Pillows

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Halo Frisbee.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

The Angel's Share

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Smashed harp...

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'The Christ Child'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan