Angelic Beings Fan Gifts

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

Mermaid Art

Vampire on a plane

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Giant Sale!

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Your angel is always with you

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Prince in the Afterlife

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Death of the pope.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Always look for your angel.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"Half mushroom, half plankton!"

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

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