Angelic Beings Fan Pillows

"Man! I gotta stop snacking on that devil's food cake before bedtime!"

Mermaid Art

Vampire on a plane

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Giant Sale!

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Your angel is always with you

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Death of the pope.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Always look for your angel.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

"Sorry kiddo, I might be a "Magical Creature", but I don't know any magic trick..."

Happy St. Patrick's Day

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

"Half mushroom, half plankton!"