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Cherub playing the cello.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Heaven

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Quartet of mermaids

Stephen Collins Foster

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

"Ready Hans? Deep breath."

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Goodbye Aretha

Harp tuner...

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

Haunting Music

'Hey you! Get off my cloud!'

"Stop that row!"

'Listen up!'

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'

Christmas Carols