Heavenly Melodies Enthusiast Mugs

Cherub playing the cello.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Heaven

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Quartet of mermaids

Stephen Collins Foster

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

"I miss the days of folk music."

"Ready Hans? Deep breath."

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"My 'chord' and my God!"

Harp tuner...

Goodbye Aretha

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"

'Hey you! Get off my cloud!'

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

Haunting Music

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

"Stop that row!"

'Listen up!'

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

"We have another request for stairway to heaven. Any other requests? Anything?"

'This is an authentic Valentine -- I got it from Saint Valentine!'