Sacred Tunes Enthusiast Gifts

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

My Violinist Valentine

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Four Chanting Monks

Lord of the Strings.

Jean Sibelius.

The Corus.

Josquin Des Press

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Soto

Jimi Hendrix

"It's time."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Emmanuel Ax

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Bull markets don't go up forever.

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Cherub playing the cello.

'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed...'

Caroler

Labelled Church Bells.

"How do you have more followers than me? I play Mozart, Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi. All you have is a weird face."

Dmitriy Kabalevskiy

Did you know Mozart died young to avoid muzak?

Playing the flute.

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

Summertime & the Living is Wheezy: Allergy Clinic

Trilby - 'To sing like that is to pray!'

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.