Heavenly Imagery Gifts

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Tiny Visions

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Your angel is always with you

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Death of the pope.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

'But how did you lose your harp?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."