Heavenly Imaginer Gifts

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Life on cloud 8

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

The spirit's flight

"First, I storyboarded it."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Heavenly Ships

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Pearly Queen Gates

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'