Heavenly Imaginer Gifts

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

Geese and Angels

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Life on cloud 8

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

The spirit's flight

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Heavenly Ships

"First, I storyboarded it."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

Pearly Queen Gates

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'