Heavenly Fantasizer Gifts

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Life on cloud 8

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Is that you, Take That?'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

The spirit's flight

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

Heavenly Ships

The Ladder to Heaven

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"First, I storyboarded it."

Pearly Queen Gates

"This is great. This could be franchised."

Dreaming pets.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"You received your rewards on earth."

Angel Romance