Afterlife Imaginer Gifts

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

On-high def TV.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Suite Hereafter

The Final Selfie

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"