Afterlife Imaginer Prints

'There's a 35 minute wait. However, if you're willing to sit in hell, I can get you a table immediately.'

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

On-high def TV.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

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