Heavenly Themes Gifts

'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'

'What do you mean you've lost the key?'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Lost Angel Wings

'This isn't what I expected when the dating service promised us a heavenly romance.'

"Crap."

'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

"One nice thing about this. It has overcome my fear of heights."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Dang. Nothing but decaf.'

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

'He had a disease named after him.'

God's Sharps

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I hope you're satisfied! -- My friend's halo just exploded!'

Angel falling in live with cloud that looks like a woman

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"What are you in for?"

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

Cherub string quartets

Sign in Heaven - In case of fire pull

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"This thing's got NO back support!"

'They ran out of halos, so they're giving out hula hoops.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."