Divine Themes Gifts

"I'm feeling smitey today."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Halo Frisbee.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

Cherub string quartets

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

New Years Reolutions

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'The Christ Child'

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.