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"I'm feeling smitey today."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Halo Frisbee.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

New Years Reolutions

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'The Christ Child'

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'