Divine Stories Mugs

God creates the Great Lakes

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."