Biblical Themes Mugs

'Aren't you going to add a disclaimer?'

'I could get you planning permission for a block of flats on your garden.'

"One more round and then we should probably order."

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Leonard Sippowitz, neighbour of the beast.

The End is Neigh

"Good and evil? Meh. But eating from the Tree of How to Attract Hot Babes, that'd tempt me."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Halo Frisbee.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."