Bible Themes Mugs

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Known Moments In History

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again