Biblical Themes Gifts

'Aren't you going to add a disclaimer?'

'I could get you planning permission for a block of flats on your garden.'

"One more round and then we should probably order."

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Hang on – pestilence is posting an anti-vax meme.

Leonard Sippowitz, neighbour of the beast.

The End is Neigh

"Good and evil? Meh. But eating from the Tree of How to Attract Hot Babes, that'd tempt me."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Little Known Moments In History

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise