Biblical Themes Enthusiast Gifts

"I could be the Good Samaritan, but it's better to wean you off dependency."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Ten Commandments

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Meet the Author

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'