Religious Themes Enthusiast Gifts

'Walk damn it!'

'Yes, all at once!'

Tiny Visions

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Attila the Nun.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Hallelujah!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Honk if you're holy.

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

Decisions a Pope makes

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"