Religious Themes Enthusiast Pillows

'Walk damn it!'

'Yes, all at once!'

Tiny Visions

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Attila the Nun.

"Hallelujah!"

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Honk if you're holy.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'But everybody does that stuff!'

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.