Religious Themes Pillows

"We're a pecking order."

"If this is a sentimental tribute, I'm gonna vomit."

Ikea Manger

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Fist Bumper Cars

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Halo Frisbee.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

One of a kind.

"Holy moly!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'The Christ Child'