Religious Themes Pillows

"We're a pecking order."

"If this is a sentimental tribute, I'm gonna vomit."

Ikea Manger

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Fist Bumper Cars

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Halo Frisbee.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"I opted for the upgrades."

One of a kind.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Holy moly!"

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Cherub string quartets

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'The Christ Child'

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."