Religious Imagery Pillows

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Tiny Visions

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

BLESS YOU

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Trappist talk show.

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"Holy moly!"

Jesus Christo

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Baby Bird

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

Devil paints God.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Holy Pizza

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

The 14th Dalai Lama

Ikea Manger

1508: Michelangelo paints the Sistine Chapel

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"We've been getting complaints about our door-to-door scythe sales."

Christmas monks.