Religious Imagery Pillows

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Tiny Visions

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

BLESS YOU

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trappist talk show.

"Holy moly!"

Jesus Christo

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Baby Bird

Devil paints God.

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Holy Pizza

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

1508: Michelangelo paints the Sistine Chapel

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Ikea Manger

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"We've been getting complaints about our door-to-door scythe sales."

Christmas monks.

'What sort of hat?'