Religious Symbol Buff Pillows

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Tiny Visions

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Horseshoes...Samson-style

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Moses as a mobster.

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Arresting Adam and Eve