Religious Comic Buff Pillows

"I ordered the Chicken."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

St. Elmo's fired.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Pope tarts.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

A woman in prayer

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Om and Ommer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."