Religious Comic Fan Pillows

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"Holy moly!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Male On Sunday

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Rex and the Ten Commands

Hymns - Optional Extras

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"God, I hate cows."

True confession

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Born again bees

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"