Religious Comic Fan Pillows

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Holy moly!"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Male On Sunday

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Rex and the Ten Commands

Hymns - Optional Extras

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"God, I hate cows."

True confession

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

'Born again bees

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

Money or no money, root of all evil?

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'