Religious Comic Lover Pillows

Man with various tattooed names crossed out and replaced with Jesus

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Male On Sunday

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Holy moly!"

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Rex and the Ten Commands

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"First, you have to get their attention."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

'Born again bees

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

True confession

"God, I hate cows."