Religious Comic Lover Pillows

Man with various tattooed names crossed out and replaced with Jesus

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Male On Sunday

"Holy moly!"

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Rex and the Ten Commands

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

Hymns - Optional Extras

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"First, you have to get their attention."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

'Born again bees

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."