Religious Symbol Buff Gifts

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Tiny Visions

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Moses as a mobster.

Horseshoes...Samson-style

"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Arresting Adam and Eve

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"