Christian Themes Pillows

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Early Piety

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Halo Frisbee.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Hot cross buns

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

How's my sermon. . .

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Parachuting bishop.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Thomas Cranmer

Bishops Snooker

'Even More Disciples'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.