Christian Symbolism Pillows

Jesus Fish

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Early Piety

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Halo Frisbee.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Hot cross buns

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

How's my sermon. . .

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Parachuting bishop.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Thomas Cranmer

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Bishops Snooker

'Even More Disciples'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

The ten ammendments

Vicar wearing sunglasses.