Christian Symbolism Gifts

Jesus Fish

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Early Piety

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Halo Frisbee.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Hot cross buns

How's my sermon. . .

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Parachuting bishop.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'Even More Disciples'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Bishops Snooker

The ten ammendments

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'