Christian Sports Gifts

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Early Piety

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Hot cross buns

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

How's my sermon. . .

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Even More Disciples'

Parachuting bishop.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Those are the Divinity students.'