Christian Sports Pillows

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Early Piety

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Hot cross buns

How's my sermon. . .

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Parachuting bishop.

The ten ammendments

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Thomas Cranmer

'Even More Disciples'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'