Christianity Fan Gifts

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Honk if you Love Jesus

Cliff Richard

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

John Calvin

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

God Selfie

"One of these a day will keep the doctor away - what ever that is?"

'Do you have any oranges?'

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

"So Judas wasn't the one who betrayed me?"

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Now, where'd that snake go?"

Meet the author of the Bible.

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Jesus was a republican because he rode into Jerusalem on a Democrat...

'It's a girl.'

Holy Butterfly.

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

Dog Confession