Christianity Fan Prints

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Honk if you Love Jesus

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

John Calvin

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

God Selfie

"One of these a day will keep the doctor away - what ever that is?"

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

"So Judas wasn't the one who betrayed me?"

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Meet the author of the Bible.

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

'It's a girl.'

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'