Church Culture Fan Gifts

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"That's our new church mascot."

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Vicar

Heavenly voices.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"First, you have to get their attention."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Love in Church

Please follow safe worship practices.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

SOARING BILL