Church Culture Buff Gifts

"...ok, let's vote. Who's in favour of naming the Church gift shop 'Jesus Christ Superstore'?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"That's our new church mascot."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Hymns - Optional Extras

Heavenly voices.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Vicar

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Please follow safe worship practices.

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth