The bells!
Church History Buff Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a church history enthusiast? Our collection offers humorous and meaningful items that celebrate the rich tapestry of faith’s past. Whether they’re a history nerd or a passionate believer, these products make a thoughtful gesture that honors their love for church history. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that blend faith with a sense of humor and reverence, ideal for inspiring contemplation or sparking conversations about faith’s historical journey.
The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants
'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'
"Things have been pretty quiet around here since folks started worshipping online."
Catholic-Protestant Debates....
'No I am sorry we don't have any vacancies, the Hunchback of St Mary Bedes under the willow doesn't have the right ring to it.'
'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'
"I just got the word from the Pope - We've go ttwo weeks to comply with the Nicene Creed."
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
Thomas Cranmer
'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'
R.C.I.A.
God is for life not just for Christmas.
'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'
Disraeli Hopes for Church Backing against Irish Disestablishment
"Better get out a press release this has nothing to do with Catholicism."
"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."
"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."
Pope Benedict 16th.
Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .
Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival
"Is this the Canterbury Train?"
Elephant and Castle
"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."
Centerville.
John Newman
"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."
'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'
Church History Buff Gifts Collection
Church History Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate faith and history—perfect for church history buffs who enjoy a good laugh or inspiring quotes.
Church History Buff Pillows
Discover pillows decorated with iconic images and witty sayings from church history, adding a meaningful touch to their living space.
Church History Buff Prints
Browse our prints featuring notable church history moments—ideal for inspiring reflection and conversation in a faith-inspired home.
Church History Buff T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts dedicated to celebrating the milestones of church history—great for history buffs with a sense of humor about their faith.